Growing Old Together - Part Trois
Growing Old Together - Part Trois

story by Jephael



Jephaelverse Earth (Dimension J); Lansdale, Pa - July 25TH, 2032

    The following morning, Michaelangelo and Raphael decided to get some snacks at the 7-Eleven in town. "Man, that fight with the Power Rangers the other day was nuts!"
  "I still can't get over how easily that Captain Marvel managed to defeat them all. It's like we were just there for fan service!" Raphael said as he grabbed a six-pack of Coca-Cola. "I just hope we don't have to deal with any other surprise guest stars for a while!"
  "I hate to break it to you, dude, but Renet told me that since we're indirectly connected to the Halls of Lost Legends, our world tends to attract visitors at any given time!"
  "Oh, what does she know?!"
  "Well, considering that she's now the Time Master Supreme, she knows a heck of a lot!"
  "Ha! Who gave her that cornball title?"
  Michaelangelo sighed. "Man, you are just impossible to have a conversation with these days!"
  "Well, excuse me! You know I'm not much of a morning person!"
  "It's all good, dude. I know you've been missing Mona Lisa."
  "She said she and Cousin Amy would be back from visiting Cousin Sonya in Virginia by Saturday."
  "I'm still surprised Jeffrey didn't go along. I mean he is their actual cousin!" Mikey said as he absent-mindedly picked up a large Snickers bar and was about to tear open the wrapper.



  "Whoa, whoa! We gotta pay for all of this stuff before we consume it!" Raphael interjected.
  "Oh right. Sorry. My sweet tooth got a little too excited for a second there." Michaelangelo remarked sheepishly.
  The two Turtles went to the self check-out and rang up their goodies, then paid. "It sure was nice of Leonardo to let us take the Capitol One card." Raphael said as they left the store and got back into the Turtle Van.
  "For sure! Hey before we head back home, I wanna stop at Dunkin' Donuts."
  "Don't you have enough sugary treats for the weekend?!"
  Before Michaelangelo could respond, a small reddish blur whizzed by "Dude, did you invite Clark Kent to visit?"
  "Um, not to my recollection. Besides, whoever that speedster was, they were definitely nowhere near six feet tall!"
  "Do you think we should go and investigate?"
  "To be honest, I would rather let Donatello deal with it! But since he's busy helping our old friend Matt Porter at Montgomery County Community College, I guess it's up to us to get to the bottom of it!" Raphael griped.
  "That's the spirit, dude!" Mikey said excitedly as he started up the van and checked the tracking equipment. "Hmm, it looks like our mystery speedster is hanging out near North Penn High School."
  "Oh yea, the old stomping grounds. Good thing it's still summertime!"
  "For sure. We won't need a hall pass!"
  Once they made it to the school, Raphael and Michaelangelo caught sight of the young speedster they had encountered back at the store. "Well, here I was expecting one of our DC comics friends!"
  "Nope... that kid's from Pixar!" Mikey mentioned.
  "Who the heck are you guys?!" the young blonde haired boy asked.
  "We're locals here, micro-dude! Uh, would you mind telling us how you came to be here? We can help you get back home."
  "Yea, that's awful thoughtful of you... but I'm here on official business, and I don't have time to chat with a pair of frogs!"
  "We're turtles, kid!" Raphael replied.
  "Whatever. Dash out!" the boy said as he ran off.
  "That kid's certainly no Wally West... though he could be an off-shoot of Bart Allen!"
  "Okay, enough with the comic book trivia, Michaelangelo! How are we going to catch this kid?"
  "There's always the old paralyzing ray! Donatello has it hard-wired into the van's weaponry! We can even emit a three-yard radius beam!"
  "That's great, but we have to find him first!" Raphael snapped.
  "Mellow out, dude! The tracking unit's got it... uh oh!"
  "What?"
    "Something else just popped onto the radar. I think Dash might've been here looking for whoever this other blip is., and from the looks of the size of that blip, that kid might need our help! According to the radar, they're close to Merrymead Farm!"
  "Then what are we waiting for, Mikey?! Put the pedal to the metal!"
  "You don't have to tell me twice, bro!"
    Within minutes, the two Turtles arrived just in time to see Dash Parr in a heated battle against what appeared to be his own baby brother who was now over seven feet tall and growing.
  "Dude, he's fighting Jack-Jack!"
  "I sure hope Disney doesn't get wind of this situation. We could be looking at trademark infringement here!" Raphael commented as he and Michaelangelo exited the van.
  "Oh no, not you green geeks again! Can't you see I've got my hands full?!"
  "Dude, we're trying to help!" Mikey exclaimed.
  "Yea, and we can't just let visitors from other realities run amok!" Raphael added.
  Dash sighed. "Okay fine. Do you have any treats? That usually gets Jack-Jack to calm down and resume his normal form."
  "Wait right there!" Michaelangelo said as he went back into the van and grabbed the Snickers bar he had purchased earlier. "Hey, giant micro-dude! Lookit what I got!"
  Jack-Jack squealed with joy at the sight of the candy bar, which Mikey gave to him. The toddler began munching on the Snickers as he slowly shrank back down to normal size.
  "Well, now all we gotta do, is send you two little tykes back home!" Raphael said. "Uh, how exactly did you wind up here anyway?"
  "We were in the Halls of Lost Legends just minding our business, when out of nowhere this crazy dinosaur in a plaid shirt started chasing us!"
  "Earl." Raphael and Michaelangelo replied at the same time.


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