Jeff and Patrick are finally back at the Oughtons' residence where they're greeted by Donatello and Michelangelo... from Seth Rogen's Point Grey studio. The two freaked out turtles are clinging to what appears to be some ambiguous iteration of Batman.

PATRICK: "Whoa, this is weird!"
JEFF: "Donatello, what the heck have you been up to?!"
POINT GREY DON: "Beats me, fella!"
POINT GREY MIKEY: "Yea, we were just chilling at home, when we got sucked through some glowy wormhole type thingy, and now we're in some fancy house looking at creepy clones of ourselves!"
MICHAELANGELO: "Dude, we're not clones! We're just you from an alternate dimension!"
POINT GREY DON: "Oh like in that old show Sliders, right?"
JEFF: "Um, something like that. So which Batman is this?"
DONATELLO: "I'm not sure. He hasn't really said anything this whole time he's been here. Anyway, I'm still trying to recalibrate the portal to send them and our other guests back where they belong!"
MICHAELANGELO: "Yea, and if worse comes to worse, we can just call up Renet or Raven to help sort out this mess."
POINT GREY MIKEY: "Raven, from the Teen Titans?"
POINT GREY DON: "I just hope they're referring to the early 2000's version, and not that cornball Teen Titans Go iteration!"
PATRICK: "Oh yea, don't get me started!"
JEFF: "Wait! Did you say we have more visitors?"
MICHAELANGELO: "For sure! Donatello's little experiment kinda got a little outta control while you dudes were gone! Come on, I'll introduce you to our other guests. I hope you guys didn't have anything to eat while you were hanging out with the Scooby gang. I made us pizzas for lunch!"
JEFF: (Sarcastically) "Oh boy, I can't remember the last time we had that!"

Jeff and Patrick follow Michaelangelo into the kitchen where they see Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger sitting together at the table.

MICHAELANGELO: "Yo, Hogwarts dudes! Enjoying the pizza?"
HERMIONE: "Yes, Michaelangelo. It is quite delectable!"
RON: (with his mouth full) "Who knew giant talking turtles were so good at cooking?"
MICHAELANGELO: "Yea, I was gonna go out for Papa John's, but then I figured why not do homemade?"
JEFF: "I'm almost afraid to ask what you did with toppings."
MICHAELANGELO: "Oh, just some pepperoni and scrambled eggs. I tried to keep it simple this time!"



Patrick sits at the table and helps himself to a slice of pizza.

RON: "So, do you guys live here with these turtles or-"
HERMIONE: "Ronald, quit talking with your mouth full! Honestly, three years since we defeated Voldemort and you've still got the emotional range of a teaspoon!"
PATRICK: "It's okay. I have a lot of siblings, so I know where he's coming from."
JEFF: "You said it's been three years since you guys defeated Voldemort?"
RON: (Takes a drink of water) "Yea, that bloody maniac nearly wiped us out good, but our good pal Harry was able to take him out!"
HERMIONE: "I hope Donatello can send us back to our world soon! Poor Harry must be worried sick!"
RON: "Oh get off it! Right before we ended up here, he and Ginny went for a walk around Hagrid's hut. They're probably still out there snogging away with no idea that we're not anywhere near Hogwarts!"
PATRICK: "You know I would love to see Draco Malfoy come face to face with Raphael!"
HERMIONE: "Is he another one of the Ninja Turtles?"
MICHAELANGELO: "Yea, he's kinda the bad boy of our team! He and his wife Mona Lisa are on vacation in Bermuda with some other friends of ours."
HERMIONE: (Laughs.) "Mona Lisa? Shouldn't she be with Leonardo?"
JEFF: "Where is Leo anyway?"
MICHAELANGELO: "Oh, he's in the basement with Jennika!"
PATRICK: "Who?"
JEFF: "You mean the girl turtle from IDW?!"
MICHAELANGELO: "Yea, she got beamed here just a few minutes before Donatello brought you guys back!"


Right on cue, Leonardo shows up with Jennika.

JENNIKA: "Thank you for giving me a tour of your training room, Leo!"
LEONARDO: "Don't mention it. Oh hey, Jeff and Patrick! Welcome back, guys!"
JENNIKA: (Walks over to Patrick) "So you're the young man they were telling me can transform into a mutant turtle and back into human form at will?"
JEFF: "Uh no, that's me!"
JENNIKA: "Oh, my mistake. I didn't get the chance to look at any photos of you."
LEONARDO: "Well, we do try to stay modest."
MICHAELANGELO: (Rolls his eyes.) "Good grief!"
DONATELLO: "Okay, I sent our Seth Rogen counterparts back to their world, and I figured out where Batman belongs. Once I've returned him to his world, I can send Ron and Hermione back to Hogwarts!"
RON: (Takes another bite of pizza.) "No need to rush!"
HERMIONE: (Sighs.) "Yea, we've got nothing important going on!"
JENNIKA: "That just leaves me then."
DONATELLO: "Don't worry, Jennika. I won't forget to send you back!"
JEFF: "Besides, It's kinda nice to have a little unexpected company show up from time to time! It gets super quiet around here!"
JENNIKA: "I'd still like to hear about your power to mutate into a turtle at will!"
JEFF: "Well, like Leo said earlier, we try not to show off. But since you asked, I'll give a quick demonstration!"

Jephael mutates into his turtle form and stays that way for about 20 seconds then reverts back to his human self. Everyone applauds.

MICHAELANGELO: "I gotta tell ya, after all these years, it never gets old!"
LEONARDO: "Especially considering how most of us here are works of fiction, therefore don't really age that much!"
JENNIKA: (Sighs.) "Sometimes I wish I could change back to my human form... but for some reason the powers that be want me to remain a turtle!"
RON: "Hey it could be worse! Imagine being a big, ugly spider or something!"
HERMIONE: "Ron, shut up and finish your pizza!"


THE END

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