My Former Self - Part UnoMy Former Self - Part Uno
story by Jephael
AUTHOR'S NOTES: This story takes place about thirty-five years after the events of "The Summer I was Young Again"! The first half of this story is written in script form, while the second part it is done the normal way. This will mark the final appearance of characters from Cartoon Network's Teen Titans cartoon series and WB/CW's hit live action series Smallville!
| TEEN TITANS Earth (Elseworld T); Jump City, CA - April 4TH, 2027 |
Knightwing and Starfire arrive at Titans Tower for a well overdue reunion with their old teammates! Cyborg is the first to greet them.
CYBORG: "Man, it's been too long since we all got together!"
KNIGHTWING: "I hear ya, Victor! I'm just glad Starfire finally had an opportunity to take a vacation from her duties in"
STARFIRE: "Yes, being leader of my home planet has its drawbacks. But where are Raven and Beast Boy?"
CYBORG: "They said that they're running late, but they should be here in... that's weird. My sensors just picked up a temporal anomaly on the roof of the tower."
KNIGHTWING: "We'd better go check it out!"
Upon arriving at the roof, the three Titans are shocked to see the 1960s version of Robin accompanied by his version of Batman.
60's ROBIN: "Holy dog shit, Batman! How did we get here?!"
60's BATMAN: "Calm down, Robin! You're being hysterical." (Proceeds to aggressively smack his sidekick across the face.) "Oh dear, I'm so sorry, chum! I didn't mean to smack you so hard." (Gently pats Robin on the back.}
60's ROBIN: "It's fine, Batman. I kinda deserved that for swearing."
Cyborg can't help but laugh his tin butt off at the sight of Knightwing's dorky looking counterpart.
CYBORG: "Oh my God, Dick! Please tell me you never wore shorts that short before!"
KNIGHTWING: "Can it, Vic! There's something peculiar going on."
STARFIRE: "Do you suppose the Ninja Turtles are having yet another issue with reality?"
Raven appears floating overhead as she speaks.
RAVEN: "I can honestly say our green-skinned, shell-backed friends are in no way involved this time."
STARFIRE: "Oh it is so good to see you again, my friend! But where is Beast Boy?"
RAVEN: "He and I were just about to return from a visit to the Smallville reality, when we got separated by this intense explosion! Next thing I knew I was summoned by Renet who told me somebody is screwing with DC's multiverse and randomly dumping film versions of well known characters into our universe and Clark's."
CYBORG: "So much for a peaceful reunion."
KNIGHTWING: "Is there anyway we can be of help?"
Before Raven has the chance to explain her plan, the familiar sight of Superman appears, however it's the classic Christopher Reeve incarnation from the iconic 80's films. His Jimmy Olsen appears on the roof right in front of Batman and Robin.
80's JIMMY OLSEN: "Superman, what the heck is going on?"
80's SUPERMAN: "You got me, Jimmy. Last thing I remember I was dropping Lex Luthor's delinquent nephew off at that school for troubled youths."
60's BATMAN: "Well, I'll be! Who are you, stranger?"
80's Superman softly lands on the roof and shakes hands with 60's Batman.
80's SUPERMAN: "They call me Superman. I'm the sole survivor of an alien planet called Krypton."
60's BATMAN: "That is most fascinating. I'm Batman and this is my young ward Robin."
80's SUPERMAN: "Pleasure to meet the two of you. The fellow with the bow tie and camera is my friend Jimmy who works at the Daily Planet, a major metropolitan newspaper."
Batman shakes hands with Superman, while Robin shakes hands with Jimmy.
ROBIN: "Boy, wait until we tell Batgirl about this back in Gotham!"
JIMMY: "I can't wait to tell Miss Lane and the Chief!"
Raven uses a chronal device to freeze all four visitors in time.
RAVEN: "I hate to ruin what many will wish had happened in the real world, but I had better send these four back to their right realities!"
CYBORG: "Will they remember any of this?"
RAVEN: "No, I have to wipe their memories. Funny thing is, Lana and the Turtles encountered that version of Batman before in Smallville."
KNIGHTWING: "Okay great, you can bring us up to speed on our way over there!"
STARFIRE: "Richard, dear, you sound... unsettled."
CYBORG: (Barely manages to hold back a laugh as he points to 60's Robin's bare legs) "I would be too if I saw a version of myself dressed like that!"
RAVEN: "Okay, we better get a move on!"
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