Fun Ninja Turtle Games + Downloads

drawn by Matt Porter

This game was originally featured on KCWindham's Totally Tubular TMNT Site back in the late 90s. The rules have been updated as of February 8, 2014. To play you will need a couple of friends and some episodes of the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon on either VHS cassette or DVD. The game doesn't work too well with episodes from the last 3 seasons, so you'll want to avoid them. Granted drinking games are most popular among the college crowd, but if you're underage or just don't feel like getting hammered, soft drinks like Coke or Dr. Pepper work just as well. Drink and/or shout as directed below!



DRINK ONCE when:

#1) Michaelangelo says "cowabunga", "dude" or "dudette".
TWICE if someone else says it;
THRICE if he or she says "As Michaelangelo would say..." beforehand.

#2) Leonardo complains that the Turtles aren't getting enough ninja practice.

#3) Donatello fiddles with a gadget.
TWICE if it explodes or breaks shortly after.

#4) Raphael breaks the fourth wall, acknowledging he knows that it's just a cartoon show.
TWICE if another Turtle does it instead;
THRICE if any other character does it instead.

#5) Master Splinter says he just had a psychic dream or a vision.

#6) The guys eat pizza after the adventure.

#7) April comments on what a great story the adventure will make!

#8) April introduces herself.

#9) April screams for help.
TWICE if one of the Turtles says "That's April all right!"
THRICE if Vernon is cowering in the background.

#10) Leonardo shouts a corny battle cry or an otherwise non-intimidating speech.
TWICE if one of his brothers make a crack about it afterwards.

#11) All four TMNT shout "Turtle Power!!!"
TWICE if they shout "Turtles fight with honor!!!"
THRICE if they shout "Lets kick some shell!!!"

#12) Donatello's bo staff breaks.
TWICE if he gets upset about it.

#13) Replicas of the Turtles' weapons are seen hanging on a wall somewhere.
TWICE if gets used later on.

#14) One of the Turtles breaks an inanimate object with his weapon.

#15) A Turtle's mask is the wrong color.
TWICE if it's red like in the Mirage comics;

#16) A turtle's weapon mysteriously appears when there was none there before.

#17) During a line of dialogue, a Turtle's mouth flashes a different shade of green than the rest of his body.

#18) Someone refers to the Ninja Turtles as reptiles.
TWICE if incorrectly referred to as amphibians.

#19) The Turtle Blimp's glider is detached.

#20) Someone gives a poorly constructed exposition
TWICE if someone makes a comment about it.
THRICE if they're talking to themselves.

#21) An outside shot of the Technodrome appears and the villains' theme music plays.

#22) Shredder calls Rocksteady and Bebop away in the middle of a battle with the Turtles.

#23) Krang calls Shredder away in the middle of a battle with Splinter and/or the Turtles.

#24) The dimensional portal opens.

#25) A module breaks through to the surface of the Earth.

#26) A Foot Soldier is destroyed.

#27) Someone gets hit with a weird ray.
TWICE if it's from a laser gun;
THRICE if fired by Rocksteady and/or Bebop!

#28) Shredder insults or harms Rocksteady and Bebop for bumbling up their plans.
TWICE if they get all defensive about it.

29) Krang and Shredder are having an argument like an old married couple.

30) Shredder vows to defeat/destroy Splinter and the Turtles once and for all!
TWICE if he adds "I won't rest until I do!" or "If it's the last thing I ever do!"
THRICE if Krang, Rocksteady or Bebop make a comment about it.



SHOUT-OUTS


#1) If someone says "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles," you must shout "Heroes in a half-shell!"

#2) If Michaelangelo seems to be speaking too much surfer lingo, you must shout "No comprehende, amigo!"

#3) If characters suddenly change position in the Turtle Van, you must shout "Chinese fire drill!"
NOTE: You may also be drinking if this is a result of DRINK sign #15.

#4) If Shredder or Krang say "What in blazes?", you must repeat it in an Australian accent.

#5) If Rocksteady and Bebop say something profound or intelligent, you must say "Brain fart!"




This quiz is lightly based off of a quiz that an old friend from the fan base used to have on his site, though I changed all the questions to fit my own personal view on the Ninja Turtles.

During a busy work shift, you like to...

Take charge and tell everybody what to do
Go on an occasional smoke and/or bathroom break to ease the tension
Figure out a method to get your tasks done faster
Cheer up your co-workers with a joke or a song
You like to unwind by...

Speaking with your parents
Wandering around town by yourself, hoping to find something (or someone) interesting
Tinkering in the garage or working on a computer project
Hanging out with a good friend or two
In any conflict, the last thing you want to happen...

Seeing anybody innocent get hurt
Taking the blame
Having your opinion ignored
For the situation to escalate
At a family reunion, you look forward to...

Hanging out with your favorite cousins
Playing some games with people
Catching up with your grandparents
Watching all the aunts and uncles talk loudly about the good old days
A beautiful woman catches your attention in public. Your first immediate thought is...

"Whoa, what a babe!"
"I wonder if she needs help."
"Do I have anything in my teeth?"
"She must not be from around here."
When you go to the beach, you mostly enjoy...

Catching some gnarly waves and scoping out the local snack bars!!!
Taking a walk along the shore
Playing frisbee and/or volleyball with friends
Building a sand castle
If you see an injured animal on the ground, your instincts tell you to...

Put it out of its misery
Take it to the nearest animal hospital
Examine it
Leave it alone
You go to a 1980s themed kareoke party and sign up to sing...

"Here I Go Again" by Whitesnake
"St. Elmo's Fire" by John Parr
"We Built This City" by Starship
"Hungry Like The Wolf" by Duran Duran
If you had the chance to re-live your entire life...

You wouldn't change a thing
You would try to change certain events for the better
You would take advantage of what you know about the future and get ahead in life
You would cherish getting to see all of your loved ones who have long since passed away
When you grow older, you hope to spend your golden years...

Mentoring the next generation
Staying up to date with current events and new technology
Alone with your deepest regrets and hang-ups
Surrounded by loved ones




Archie Comics' Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Adventures

Dreamwave Comics' short-lived Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles [Animated]

T Files

The Origin Story of Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird

New Line Cinema's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 4: The Next Mutation (What Might Have Been)

Lionsgate DVD Box-Set Guides [Seasons 4 + 5]

GraFics From GreenWillow's TMNT Lair

McTokka

Beneath These Masks

Save Our Turtles

Nuclear Nightmare

Pinky and the Brain Meet the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles


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